Your Mom’s A Loose Article

This is the name of my new band. We don’t have any music yet, but we have merch. That’s how it works today, right? Thousands of teens running around concerts and theme parks wearing retro rock band shirts but can’t tell you the name of the band’s best album or their own favorite song. A world full of posers, and I’m one, too. I paid for my own shirt.

Disclaimer: This may or may not be a real thing. I wanted to nail down the domain name just in case…

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