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  • 9 Months Sober?

    9 Months Sober?

    The Gonzo Journals January 29th, 2023 Yesterday, I passed my nine-month sobriety landmark, and it didn’t even cross my mind! If I was the kind of alcoholic who attended meetings, I’m sure they would’ve reminded me of this and gave me some type of token or keychain. I’m not downing people who need this sort […]

  • Donald Trump. Modern Poet?

    Donald Trump. Modern Poet?

    The Gonzo Journals January 29th, 2023 So, according to dozens of examples I’ve seen throughout the last year, you can earn the moniker of ‘modern poet’ by hitting the enter key after every third word in your sentence. Congratulations, oh lazy artists of today, for figuring out the trick! Here I’ve been – along with […]

  • Review: Orphan – First Kill

    Review: Orphan – First Kill

    The Gonzo Journals January 29th, 2023 First of all, it is IMPOSSIBLE to review this film without spoilers for the original film. DO NOT read this review unless you want to have the twist totally ruined for you. Trust me, these twists are worth it to the point that M. Night Shyamalan jerks off to […]

  • A Taste of Home – Chapter 23

    A Taste of Home – Chapter 23

    If it were about the money, I would’ve found me a Sugar Momma long ago…

  • Daily Poll

    Daily Poll

    What books do you want to read? Dear WordPress: Never ask an author this question. I’d like to read Catcher In The Rye again if I could find the time. You?

  • Texas Author Con 2023!

    Texas Author Con 2023!

    Texas Author Con is an annual gathering for Texas authors of all genres, an avenue to meet their readers, and a chance to personalize and distribute their works to the public

  • “Herping”. Worst Hobby Name Ever.

    “Herping”. Worst Hobby Name Ever.

    The Gonzo Journals January 28th, 2023 There was a time in my life when I loathed snakes. I was petrified yet fascinated by everything about them. How could something so “handicapped” be so threatening? I think it all began back in the late 1970’s when I was child. My family and I were sitting in […]

  • At some point, we need to redraw the line between “poetry” & hitting the “ENTER” key after every third word…

    At some point, we need to redraw the line between “poetry” & hitting the “ENTER” key after every third word…

  • A Taste of Home – Chapter 22

    A Taste of Home – Chapter 22

    If it were about the money, I would’ve become a politician…

  • Daily Poll

    Daily Poll

    Write about a few of your favorite family traditions. Most of my family has gone its separate ways, spawning new families of their own. As for me personally, I’ve started over four times. Perhaps one day me and mine will create traditions. By then, it will be too late for me. “Death makes angels of […]

  • Out To Get Me!

    Out To Get Me!

    The Gonzo Journals January 28th, 2023 The night began like any other as of late. I popped a little something to help me relax and, for the most part, it worked as it should’ve. I lowered the lights and stepped up to one of my retro arcade cabinets for a Friday night full of fun […]

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