Category: Poll

Describe one simple thing you do that brings joy to your life. Not looking at these elementary school level questions first thing in the morning. You?

How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen? I normally just do what the voices tell me. It’s so much easier if I don’t fight. You?

What quality do you value most in a friend? What is this friend thing you speak of? I lost all mine during the pandemic and the Trump fiasco. Hooray for being a liberal in the south! You?

What jobs have you had? Is some child pulling kindergarten questions from a hat? SMGDH…

Do you practice religion? See? This is America’s problem. Too many people want to know what I do and how I do it behind closed doors. Get off my dick, WordPress. You?

Do you remember life before the internet? Very much so, and I miss it dearly! You?

What are you good at? Asking better random questions. Mind if I take over?

What does “having it all” mean to you? Is it attainable? A loving family and a fulfilling career. I have both. You?

Who would you like to talk to soon? Your boss. This is a horrible question.

What personal belongings do you hold most dear? It’s all just “stuff”. You?

Do you have any collections? I collect Dragon’s Lair memorabilia from 1983. You?

What is the legacy you want to leave behind? I want to have my home town’s most interesting headstone. You?