No CDM At Frightmare Collectables…

Hey guys,

I’m just dropping a quick line to inform you that I won’t be appearing this coming weekend at Frightmare Collectables in Dallas.

I had planned on being there with DHP to sign babies and kiss books, but I’ve had way too many close calls this past week with COVID-19. I was even in a car and at a dining table with someone who has tested positive. I don’t want to take any chances.

So far, my tests are coming back negative and I’m not symptomatic but, why risk it? If you listen to the Butterflies Make Me Angry Podcast then you know my wife has an immune system disorder. It’s just not worth it. For her sake.

As far as I know, John Wayne Communale and Wile E Young will still be in attendance, so go support those guys! I will be back doing public appearances just as soon as there is a cure or we all start wearing masks like good little boys and girls!

Best Wishes,


Zoe Hardbacks Sold Out!

In less than four hours, the signed, numbered, limited edition copies of Starving Zoe and the other Splatter Westerns sold out! That means no more. Zero.

Thanks to everyone who purchased them and to Thunderstorm Books for taking a chance on DHP!

Paperback and Kindle copies are still available through Amazon and autographed copies are still available through me! Contact me at or at my ETSY store!

Keep Believing,


Starving Zoe Limited Edition Hardbacks!

You better jump on this fast! I’ve heard there are only a couple of sets left!

Live Shows!!! Live Shows!!!

Are you a fan of the Butterflies Make Me Angry Podcast? It’s the podcast where we introduce you to an indie author to promote their books but, first, we talk a lot of shit! Hometown stupidity, politics, and just about anything else that rubs us the wrong way! We are now performing live shows where you, the listener, can chat us up and even become a part of the show! Yes, we will bring you in as a co-host to speak your opinion! All you have to do is subscribe on Podbean.

We will be recording the show LIVE Thursday-ish at 7pm-ish. We still hate schedules but, if you’re subscribed, you’ll get a notification! Then again, you could always just listen after the fact on every podcast app out there (except Poon-dora) but what’s the fun in that? Remember. Podbean. Subscribe. Join us!

Season 2 Episode 36: LIVE! The Fear by Rae Louise!

Season 2 Episode 36: LIVE! The Fear by Rae Louise!

Ready to meet an indie author? We will read you the first chapter. It’s up to you to finish the book! C. Derick Miller is an author, producer, screenwriter, and gonzo journalist from the conservative community of Greenville, TX. Sam Cloud-Miller is a graphic artist and liberal rights activist from Austin, TX. Now residing in the Bishop Arts District of Dallas, it’s a great combination for a podcast! They’ll keep talking long after you’ve stopped listening. Peace to the peaceful. Truth to the masses. Hell to the tyrants. Find ‘Butterflies Make Me Angry’ on Podbean, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or wherever you listen to podcasts! Buy novels, merch, and see more at . Our opening music is “Backwoods BBQ” by Chris Haugen. Our ending theme music, “Butterflies Make Me Angry”, is performed by Whiskeyhat and written by Tommy Cross and C. Derick Miller. (Yes, I own the rights to this music so no funny business about copyrights). Follow on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and the Slasher App @howlgrowlsnarl