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At the beginning of the pandemic, my wife and I realized the courtyard of our condo complex belonged to us. We ripped up the shitty, moldy astroturf and bushes placed there by the previous owners and spent thousands of dollars adding rocks, lighting, a swing set, grill, and prep table. We also added a water feature – which we’ve removed since then because meh – wind chimes, and a bird house.

Unfortunately, we’ve both become so busy that we never get to use it, but we enjoy the pissy looks of our neighbors because we have an outdoor space. They could as well if they’d get off their lazy butts and build one. Jealous ass…

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