I don’t have Facebook or Twitter on my phone, which means most of the triggered, misogynistic, race-fueled, half thought out comments left on my posts have lost their luster by the time I read them. For maximum effectiveness, please leave your comments around 7:30am Mon-Fri during my normal business hours. This will ensure my undivided attention and a witty dose of my semi-professional writing skills free of charge! Thank you in advance for your understanding and I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
C. Derick Miller