Day One

Day One: I wake to a six-year-old inches from my face.

“Chad, are you going to wake up and write books?”

Me: “I was actually writing one in my sleep, kid, but thanks for stopping me. I’m on vacation.”

This is what I have so far:

Goth pick up line: I want to lick your Ouija tattoo until demons show up.

You’re welcome.


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