Toes first in dog shit every time I’m wearing sandals
Whiney stars from Hollywood and Presidential scandals
Deadlocked in traffic and my new car gets rear ended
Try to tell a dirty joke and the whole room gets offended
Still a mean old man they say, I haven’t changed my ways
Don’t care about the Donald Trump or how Bruce Jenner sways
Hipster beards with their IPA’s and all those fruity beers
Hard to get a decent buzz with a glass all full of tears
Not a fan of ex-wives or the idiots they’re screwing
My gun stays at the ready because trouble’s always brewing
Hiding from the IRS so they’re not scraping my wallet
Can’t tell the future but somehow I always call it
You’ve finally put your phone down and you crave my blood and sweat
The writing hasn’t changed me and I ain’t bought no corvette
A thousand eyes have read me and my message remains clear
I’m thriller killer Miller, I’m the master of your fear
I’ll punch you in your Facebook and I give less than a Tweet
How’d a man of my design ever end up so sweet
I’ve been around a block or two and I’ve seen a million things
Butterflies make me angry and I’m tearing off their wings.
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