Let’s change the tone to funny

Gonna try to make you laugh

Like maybe finding mother

Getting humped by a giraffe

You think that’s much too twisted

Well then try this on for size

No matter that you shut the door

You still can hear her cries

You think maybe she likes it?

Is that pleasure in her voice?

You see the size of that giraffe?

She doesn’t have a choice!

How’d he get inside there?

How’d he fit through your front door?

Relax, it’s just a poem, dude

Leave physics on the floor

I hope you found this funny

And I hope it made you smile

Just keep your mom out of the zoo

She’ll need to rest awhile

Published by GonzoWolf

C. Derick Miller is an award winning (Splatterpunk/Indie/Cult/Horror/Dark Fiction) author, Gonzo journalist, producer, screenwriter, poet, ordained minister, and songwriter born in the town of Greenville, Texas. A seasoned paranormal investigator and administrator for the fine art industry, his influences include Hunter S. Thompson, Kevin Smith, Shawn Mullins, and Del James. He is the Head Writer for Your Stories On Video and is Sr. Writer/Jr. Producer for AtuA Productions. Chad is also an active member of the International Thriller Writers organization, the Horror Writer’s Association, and co-host of the “American Justice” podcast. He resides in the Bishop Arts District of Dallas, Texas and has a price on his head for his short story “Hell Paso” contained in the #1 Amazon Best Selling/Award Winning Death’s Head Press Anthology “And Hell Followed”. He wishes he was making up that last part but…it’s nice to be wanted.

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