Random Madness 1.7.21

Random Madness! That’s basically what social media is, right? I’ve promised to keep my opinions off of social media (for the most part). Instead, I will post them to my website! You have to do some extra clicking to get here so, if you get triggered…it’s because you tried. This is everything I would’ve posted to social media today. Enjoy the show!

All the mother fucking networks!

Did you know the Pokémon theme song has multiple verses? Guitar solos and everything. Dude sings the hell out of it like it’s supposed to get him rock star laid. Dirty hooker in the second row, seat 12. I choose you!

I have to go to Lowe’s this weekend to buy supplies for making a giant cross. We will be lighting it on fire next week on set. Shouldn’t I just go to Home Depot? I mean, they donated a ton of money to the Trump campaign. Shouldn’t they have cross burning kits by the register along with Christmas clearance, batteries, and phone charging cords?

Wow. Almost 50% of the people in my country can now be pseudo classified as domestic terrorists! Happy military veteran. Nope.

I’m disgusted by what happened in Washington DC. I’m even more disgusted by Capitol security just stepping out of the way to let it happen. I’m most disgusted by anyone who would try to validate the actions of these domestic terrorists by comparing them to BLM.

Capitol. Capital. There’s a difference. Google is free and in your pocket.

To foreigners, America has been a televised joke for the last four years. Now, we’re the televised punchline.

Time to get back on the horse. Submitting a nasty short story to an upcoming anthology. Never trust tour guides.

Butterflies Make Me Angry season three begins February 4th

The American Justice Podcast Season 2 has begun pre-production.

5 Things To Do In Dallas This Weekend: Stay the fuck home, stay the fuck home, stay the fuck home, stay the fuck home, and stay the fuck home. You’re welcome.

C. Derick Miller is an award winning Splatterpunk/Indie/Cult/Horror/Dark Fiction author, Gonzo journalist, freelance A&E  journalist, screenwriter, poet, ordained minister, and songwriter born in the town of Greenville, Texas. A seasoned paranormal investigator and administrator for the fine art industry, his influences include Hunter S. Thompson, Kevin Smith, Shawn Mullins, and Del James. He is currently signed with Death’s Head Press and is Sr. Writer/Jr. Producer for AtuA Productions. Chad is also an active member of the International Thriller Writers organization, the Horror Writers Association, and co-host of both the “Butterflies Make Me Angry” and “American Justice” podcasts. He resides in the Bishop Arts District of Dallas, Texas and has a price on his head for his short story “Hell Paso” contained in the #1 Amazon Best Selling/Award Winning Death’s Head Press Anthology “And Hell Followed”. He wishes he was making up that last part but…it’s nice to be wanted.

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