Random Madness 1.1.21

Random Madness! That’s basically what social media is, right? I’ve promised to keep my opinions off of social media (for the most part). Instead, I will post them to my website! You have to do some extra clicking to get here so, if you get triggered…it’s because you tried. This is everything I would’ve posted to social media today. Enjoy the show!

Did you know that breathing 13 year old dust will give you covid symptoms?

Everyone in Dallas must’ve gotten their stimulus check and spent it on celebratory ammo.

Resolution? No more vaping. Been smoking 0% nicotine for six weeks. Now, to just break the habit!

One year ago, my wife and I were sitting at the NHL Winter Classic and discussing how interesting 2020 would be. We weren’t lying!

BMMA podcast is on vacation until February.

Hot Wheels tracks are a bitch to assemble! Apologies to my father and grandfather for assembling them in my youth.

Black eyed peas are slow cooking and the house smells like 2021.

I taught my doorbell to say “Be gone with thyself, poon!”

Now the doorbell thinks my barbecue grill is a person of interest. Still…money well spent!

Geez. The wife slow cooked black eyed peas with fresh spinach, baked sweet potato fries, and made hatch green chile cornbread! The sooner you fuckers buy books, the sooner i can open the resturant…❤

C. Derick Miller is an award winning Splatterpunk/Indie/Cult/Horror/Dark Fiction author, Gonzo journalist, freelance A&E  journalist, screenwriter, poet, ordained minister, and songwriter born in the town of Greenville, Texas. A seasoned paranormal investigator and administrator for the fine art industry, his influences include Hunter S. Thompson, Kevin Smith, Shawn Mullins, and Del James. He is currently signed with Death’s Head Press and is Sr. Writer/Jr. Producer for AtuA Productions. Chad is also an active member of the International Thriller Writers organization, the Horror Writers Association, and co-host of both the “Butterflies Make Me Angry” and “American Justice” podcasts. He resides in the Bishop Arts District of Dallas, Texas and has a price on his head for his short story “Hell Paso” contained in the #1 Amazon Best Selling/Award Winning Death’s Head Press Anthology “And Hell Followed”. He wishes he was making up that last part but…it’s nice to be wanted.

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