Random Madness 12.30.20

Random Madness! That’s basically what social media is, right? I’ve promised to keep my opinions off of social media (for the most part). Instead, I will post them to my website! You have to do some extra clicking to get here so, if you get triggered…it’s because you tried. This is everything I would’ve posted to social media today. Enjoy the show!

Twisted Tea performs better as a weapon than a drink. Shit is nasty.

Bitcoin is the new Amway.

My wife and I just revealed to each other that we’re former chess players. We just ordered a board from Amazon. I can’t wait to have angry checkmate sex!

I mailed out an autographed copy of Extinguished today! Remember that? Remember that book about the bad ass firefighter chick with the supernatural powers? Yeah, she’s still around…

Start your New Year off nasty!

Israeli Space Security Chief: “Humans aren’t ready for alients.” Humans: “What do you mean? We’ve been anally probing each other for years!”

Tomorrow night! 7pm! Join us live on the Podbean app and ring in the New Year! Butterflies Make Me Angry! https://www.podbean.com/lsw/MYabTW5FLG?lsid=RxxNpt3jC2m

On the bright side of shit, hockey starts in two weeks! Go Dallas Stars!!!

We’re in the worst pandemic in US history. We’re living through the most crooked politics in US history. What are Americans holding their breath for? The Floor Is Lava. It’s a Netflix show about exactly what you think it is. We deserve to die.

C. Derick Miller is an award winning Splatterpunk/Indie/Cult/Horror/Dark Fiction author, Gonzo journalist, freelance A&E  journalist, screenwriter, poet, ordained minister, and songwriter born in the town of Greenville, Texas. A seasoned paranormal investigator and administrator for the fine art industry, his influences include Hunter S. Thompson, Kevin Smith, Shawn Mullins, and Del James. He is currently signed with Death’s Head Press and is Sr. Writer/Jr. Producer for AtuA Productions. Chad is also an active member of the International Thriller Writers organization, the Horror Writers Association, and co-host of both the “Butterflies Make Me Angry” and “American Justice” podcasts. He resides in the Bishop Arts District of Dallas, Texas and has a price on his head for his short story “Hell Paso” contained in the #1 Amazon Best Selling/Award Winning Death’s Head Press Anthology “And Hell Followed”. He wishes he was making up that last part but…it’s nice to be wanted.

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