Random Madness 12.22.20
Random Madness! That’s basically what social media is, right? Just a bunch of random madness? One post at a time spread throughout the day? These are the top things I wanted to write on social media today. Everything. All at once. Does it sound insane? Why? Because it wasn’t broken up into single posts? The way I see it, there are too many feelings to step on if the public can see the posts as they scroll through their feed. Doing it this way, it’s your own fault if you get triggered by something I’ve written. You had to do a lot of damn clicking to get here. Maximum effort. This is my version of a cyber booby trap. Minus the boobies. Enjoy the show!
It’s December 21st. Some lady just said this might not be Trump’s last year in the White House. I called her a tit. Just want to put this out there so everyone heard it from me first. Tit.
NHL season begins January 13th! We have hockey!!!
In the news: Lots of people in Dallas getting Christmas decorations stolen from their yard. Not in the news: Christmas decoration thieves get shot in Dallas while stealing from peoples’ yards. See the problem here? All you have to do is shoot one. The rest will get the message. Small price to pay, I think. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals…
Hands on emergencies only happen when you’re working from home!
Wow. This post contains 2 days worth of random madness. Am I slipping or is my give-a-damn broken? Maybe I have a lot less to bitch about than most other people. For that, I am thankful. Still, I will more than likely find something to bitch about just to stay relevant. It is the way of humanity…
Don’t get me wrong. Jason Isbell is one hell of a musician, but doesn’t his voice sound like Family Guy’s Herbert the Pervert? You’ll never hear him the same now. You’re welcome.
I’ve been addicted to nicotine since I was thirteen years old. I’m forty seven now. I haven’t had a single puff of nicotine in four weeks. I haven’t killed anyone, including myself. Enjoy the little victories.
If you’re one of those people who had their Mandalorian season finale ruined for them by a net poon who couldn’t help but blast the news to the world, I apologize. Social media is a double edged sword. I was lucky enough to be a Star Wars fans when its fandom was nothing but virgin nerds. Unfortunately, we all found a way to make it cool. I miss it.
This is still the funnies thing on the internet. Kuck Fanye. Try not to die laughing.
C. Derick Miller is an award winning (Splatterpunk Anthology of the Year – And Hell Followed 2020) Splatterpunk/Indie/Cult/Horror/Dark Fiction author, Gonzo journalist, freelance A&E journalist, screenwriter, poet, ordained minister, and ASCAP songwriter born in the town of Greenville, Texas. A seasoned paranormal investigator and administrator for the fine art industry, his influences include Hunter S. Thompson, Kevin Smith, Shawn Mullins, and Del James. He is currently signed with Death’s Head Press and is Sr. Writer/Jr. Producer for AtuA Productions. Chad is also an active member of the International Thriller Writers organization, the Horror Writers Association, and co-host of both the “Butterflies Make Me Angry” and “American Justice” podcasts. He resides in the Bishop Arts District of Dallas, Texas and has a price on his head for his short story “Hell Paso” contained in the #1 Amazon Best Selling/Award Winning Death’s Head Press Anthology “And Hell Followed”. He wishes he was making up that last part but…it’s nice to be wanted.