Random Madness 12.19.20
Random Madness! That’s basically what social media is, right? Just a bunch of random madness? One post at a time spread throughout the day? These are the top things I wanted to write on social media today. Everything. All at once. Does it sound insane? Why? Because it wasn’t broken up into single posts? The way I see it, there are too many feelings to step on if the public can see the posts as they scroll through their feed. Doing it this way, it’s your own fault if you get triggered by something I’ve written. You had to do a lot of damn clicking to get here. Maximum effort. This is my version of a cyber booby trap. Minus the boobies. Enjoy the show!
The Mandalorian made me cry. Rise of Skywalker didn’t. Kathleen Kennedy is the anti-christ.
Afghani food for my birthday! The best dolmas I’ve ever eaten. Any American who talks shit on this country has never eaten their food!
Find a partner who looks sexy putting together Ikea furniture at midnight.
We have to reenact a KKK rally in a documentary film I’m working on next month. Since Home Depot donated tons of money to “that other guy’s” campaign, do you think they carry cross burning kits or do I have to build one from scratch? I’m not a racist poon but I figured someone on Facebook would surely know! Maybe Parler?
Never pee with the door open. Marriages go downhill from there.
Don’t follow your dreams. It leads to passion and passion is the leading cause of suicide.
Some say the writing industry is super friendly. Others say it’s clique-ish and toxic. I guess it depends on which side of the bullying you stand on.
Criticism is warranted but frowned upon. Dick videos are frowned upon but warranted. If you can successfully find a way to mix the two without self destruction…you might be a red neck author.
Swedish people don’t start wars. They’re already too tired from putting together that fucking furniture!
My latest novella is a break up story that has caused more breakups than the guy who wrote it…and, contrary to popular belief, I’m not proud of that.
C. Derick Miller is an award winning (Splatterpunk Anthology of the Year – And Hell Followed 2020) Splatterpunk/Indie/Cult/Horror/Dark Fiction author, Gonzo journalist, freelance A&E journalist, screenwriter, poet, ordained minister, and ASCAP songwriter born in the town of Greenville, Texas. A seasoned paranormal investigator and administrator for the fine art industry, his influences include Hunter S. Thompson, Kevin Smith, Shawn Mullins, and Del James. He is currently signed with Death’s Head Press and is Sr. Writer/Jr. Producer for AtuA Productions. Chad is also an active member of the International Thriller Writers organization, the Horror Writers Association, and co-host of both the “Butterflies Make Me Angry” and “American Justice” podcasts. He resides in the Bishop Arts District of Dallas, Texas and has a price on his head for his short story “Hell Paso” contained in the #1 Amazon Best Selling/Award Winning Death’s Head Press Anthology “And Hell Followed”. He wishes he was making up that last part but…it’s nice to be wanted.