Haunted Guitar Makes Novelist Scream!

Okay, this totally isn’t newsworthy…or is it? I was sitting at my desk doing what I do when suddenly…my guitar begins to play on its own! I jumped into ‘old Chad Miller mode’ to investigate. Before I could get my hands on any ghost hunting gear, a cricket jumped out of the guitar and made a break for it. The saddest part about the whole situation was that the cricket played the guitar better than I do. We are currently in contract negotiations…