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Welcome To the Gonzo Journals! Pour Everything Into Something, Not Something Into Everything.
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Daily Poll
What’s your favorite thing to cook? Cube steaks baked with a cream of mushroom, fried onion, and cheddar topping. You?
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Review: Knock at the Cabin
I have been in love with M. Night Shyamalan since seeing Signs in the theater and then crawling around in a cornfield maze for a few hours. It was late, dark, and abandoned. That movie did a number on my brain, and I was waiting for someone or something to jump out at me. Dreading […]
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Bloodstorm: Mortal Kombat’s Red-Headed Stepchild
One of the things I promised I would do if I ever managed to make any money off my writing career was to have a corner of my home dedicated to my love for 80’s videogame arcades. Well, it happened, and I did. For two years now, I’ve been a part of the iiRcade family. […]
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Daily Poll
Write about your first computer. I remember playing around with an Apple 2E and Commodore 64 when they were brand new, but MY very first computer was a Packard Bell 386. I remember accessing ‘Prodigy’ from dial up internet, ZERO sound for games with crappy purple graphics, and nudie pics stored on 3.5″ floppy disks […]
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Review: The Banshees of Inisherin
Good morning, everyone and Happy ‘snowed in again’ Friday! I’m exaggerating. The roads melted yesterday and froze over again in the night. That’s what happens when the temperature gets below 32 degrees, and everything is soaking wet. Schools announced reopening yesterday and quickly changed their minds again this morning. Schools. You know, those buildings full […]
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McDon’t-alds
The family finally succumbed to cabin fever. It’s been a strange 72 hours in Dallas, suggesting the smartest among us stay indoors and avoid our annual ice storm for the sake of safety. Still, my wife is a businesswoman, and business must go on. For me, it’s been perfect. I managed to write over 100,000 […]
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Poll Dancing (Daily Poll)
What’s the thing you’re most scared to do? What would it take to get you to do it? I’ve hunted ghosts and picked up snakes. I think I’ve got this life beat. My answer is ‘nothing’. You?
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I Want to Love Star Wars Again.
The Gonzo Journals February 2nd, 2023 It’s something that’s haunted me every day since December 18th, 2019. Not only was it my birthday, but it was the release date for Star Wars Episode 9: Rise of Skywalker. Unknown to me at the time, I also had a horrible case of COVID before COVID was cool. […]
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And Here We Go Again…
The Gonzo Journals February 1st, 2023 Well, it would appear as though the gatekeepers of the modern horror community have their latest target. Not that he isn’t worth being thrown from the Horror Writer Association’s balcony with a parachute pack full of silverware (think classic Bugs Bunny), but his demise is really bringing out the […]
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IMO: If no one knows who you are outside your own circle of “worshippers”, yet you have paid for a blue checkmark on Twitter, YOU are everything that’s wrong with modern artists. All followers, no talent.
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Daily Poll
What do you complain about the most? I hate how politicians on both sides participate in unspeakable crimes, yet punishment, if any, is minimal. You?
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